Addicted to Loans

Loan - Freebasing

For so long I've been Addicted to Loans...

The seasoned loan addict will tell you some pretty crazy stuff about payday loans - about the time they wasted entire paychecks paying off the interest on a single loan, about Mad Patty dancing onstage with Elvis in sequin shoes she bought with a payday advance. And in the end - when they finally let you into their world - they'll tell you about the most frightening aspect of all - freebasing!

Freebasing your loan - ride the mighty squid

Oh you tentacular beast. You loan! You hideous financial siphon! Taking on a loan in its purest form - a fast loan, taken out exactly when you need it and charging not what the laws dictate but based on the laws of supply and demand - will get you higher than ever before. You'll turn invincible, impervious to the pains, difficulties and dangers of this life and twisted, ever so happily, to the left. Off center. Spinal contortions. Speed. Everything leaps into fast-forward when you take out a payday loan and get down with the times and them - right when the music hits its peak and you praise your loans in convoluted victory hutzpah - you stop. You blink twice. And the world around you comes crashing down.

Tentacles tentacles

Once a loan has you under its control you are completely at the mercy of the loan itself - and these buggers just love to deep-sea dive deep enough for your brain to scream out in pressurized agony, just a few feet above the implosion mark. You will never be killed by a personal loan - cash loans will not cause your heart to stop - but you'll wish it would. Coming down from that high will hurt so bad that you'll look at your fingers and think only of ways you can cut them off, throw them hard into the sea and have all the many bottom feeders enjoy your once useful digits. The tentacles have you, they will not let you back to the surface - unless you cut them off. Stab, maul, scrape, jimmy, burn, destroy - do whatever it takes to free yourself from that cash advance loan. As you rise to the surface you might form some bubbles inside that fast rising brain of yours and die, but you might just make it back alive - having tasted the sour-sick sludge of the brink.

Extinct? NEVER!

And just because you've been keeping your nose above water for quite some time now doesn't mean you are in safe waters - a squid may be hiding right beneath the surface! The need for a fast loan will always remain, there will always be nibbling doubts at your ankles. Never forget your responsibilities and never forget the horrors of that last cash loan, the one that made you tremble in fear and swim like an otter in whatever direction you faced.

So never turn your back on a bad credit loan - or even a good credit loan for that matter, Because its always watching, always biding its time, always waiting for that exact moment where it can leap upon you and cause the greatest damage. You'd never think a debt consolidation loan would cause greater debt problems, but it does. Just like a payday advance will rain hell down upon your upcoming payday.